Donald Trump flew into Michigan this week to celebrate his so-called "Golden Era"—but the only thing golden was the empty seats at his rally. Protesters outnumbered attendees as he tried to take credit for years-in-the-making airbase funding and pretended to care about Michigan. We break down the promises he’s kept (hint: it’s the bad ones) and the long list of broken ones he hopes you’ll forget. Plus: as tariffs jack up the price of everything from sneakers to skincare, we ask—how are we supposed to survive Broke Girl Summer?